Congratulations PS3

Congratulations on winning 2008, so E3's big press conferences were today and yesterday. After watching them I have indeed come to a conclusion. I will give you my personal review of the press conferences at this years E3.
I hate to start off with the worst but save the best for last right? Im also doing this in the very order in wich they came.

Microsoft: Will I ever get tired of Peter Moores stage prescence, by that I mean the non-existant one. This was one of the most boring presenters I have had the oppurtinity... no wait the misfortune of listening to. But down to the facts, well opinions. Well there were 2 HUGE announcements yesterday for microsoft. #1 Halo 3 does exist #2 A Halo themed Xbox... Wait a second did i say HUGE announcements, what I meant to say was worthless crap that only a masechistic dog who enjoys having intercourse with male gerbils could appreciate. Who in Microsoft went to jail for Drug related charges. Because basing a franchise on a game was not a very bright Idea but what the hell Who knows right Halo will never loose its edge. Like final fantasy it will live on till atleast 12 or 13. Then they will make a movie and series spin offs but when that dies... microsoft dies... They keynote was terrible like previkously stated they showed a few trailers nothing to cream yourself over tho.

Nintendo: Ohh nintendo....deeeaaaarrr..deeeaaaarrrr nintendo... The press conference had 3 big aspects of it, one of them being release dates, Wii pressure board and some Wii excersie game. Great I play video-games because i want to sit on my ass for hours on end screaming at my mom to get me some more god damn nacho's. Not for me to seizure around on some pressure board in an attempt to complete a "Wii" pushups and to get told im overweight. Whoever said Myamoto doesnt joke around really needs some "pooty tang" because he said the funniest thing. im not even taking this out of context at all. The Nintendo Wii is not just for the casual gamer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Seriously, funniest thing since that star-wars kid. Serious gamers are gonna volunteer to embarass themselves while playing the newest edition of "Nintendogs" or Barbie Rescue Hero swinging your wand around like you dont even care.

Sony: 3 words for you, Kicked Major ASS you have to check it out for urself tho www.gamespot.com check out the Sony press conference.

iPhone

haha the iPhone, there are a few sites I check on regularly, Gizmodo and Kotaku. For those of you who live in a deep dark hole and roll around in your feces all day wich convenietly has a power outler and WiFi in wich case you should know what it is, the iPhone is a Cellular Phone with an entire touch screen OOOO...AHHH...... and SCROLLING CAPABILITES! Of course being an Apple product, Steve jobs had to seduce us all into buying this "jesus phone". I live in Canada and damnit I would trade my health-care for one of these puppies. But seriously I really dont see why everyone is so excited about this but Who am i to question. I am but a man...(boy)

Review!( demo review)
(sorry couldnt find box art)

Well I am broke till tommorow so tonight I will review for you all:
Dynasty Warrios: Gundam(demo)
Well today I signed on to the PSN network with less disapointment than usual. There was a good demon,game and trailer! I started downloading Dynasty Warriors:Gundam
I would like to start off by saying its a demo.
First glance it didnt look that bad, I mean giant robots fighting is there really any better? Until I realized those giant robots look smaller than my compact car. There wasnt a good feeling of wow im a 1000lb robot look at me flying so majesticly. Oh wait flying wasnt that majestic . The controls were very sketchy and the gameplay got very, very repetitive. Overall I dont think I will buy this game first mission was pretty long and unsatisfying. Overall I didnt like it very much. Same as always this should satisfy a very small margin of the Gundamn Fanboys.